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Axel | 23 | he/him by process of elimination.
I mostly post and reblog about anything. I'm mostly into videogames, anime, manga, comics in general, card games, tokusatsu... Yeah, so all the stuff around that. I also read.

toyota-supra:

arcueidbrunestud:

toyota-supra:

toyota-supra:

toyota-supra:

I’m at the phase where I’m imagining making a let’s play channel with someone. I need help guys. I’m not well

me: wow this brand of cookies is real good

loneliness, the ancient beast of boredom: just about it. playing Twilight Princess with a good friend and talking about fun stuff, chilling… wouldn’t it be nice? you could even make some money

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see, the problem with the “just become a Vtuber” joke is that it’s kind of anthetical to what I like doing. I want focus to be on the game and the conversation, especially in this context, where I am driven to believe that spending time making game videos with someone I like would be a reasonable thing to dedicate some time of my life towards because I just want to spend time with them, whereas I feel Vtubing is much more individual and personality-focused, such as the kind of creator that even in collab streams and such has a following that is interested in them first, game second–wait did you just say honda civic. how the fuck would that work

Like this:

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THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

cicadacalling:

scruffylookingpiratecaptain:

I think people have truly lost any ability to be patient with storytelling.

‘I don’t understand this’ They’ll explain it if you wait.

‘I don’t like how this episode left things hanging’ There’s a continuation next week.

‘This character is flat’ Wait for them to be fleshed out.

So many of the complaints I see about shows lately are people being confused by things THAT THE SHOW WANTS YOU TO BE CONFUSED BY THATS THE FUN OF MYSTERY AND FORESHADOWING YOU ABSOLUTE GOBLINS THE MAIN CHARACTER IS ALSO CONFUSED AND THEYRE GONNA DO A BIG REVEAL AND EXPLANATION LATER IF YOU WOULD JUST FUCKING WAIT

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gracklesong:

gracklesong:

My boyfriend is trying to explain cricket to me again. “He’s only got two balls to make 48 runs”, he says. The camera focuses on a man. Underneath him it says LEFT ARM FAST MEDIUM. A ball flies into the stands and presumably fractures someone’s skull. “There’s a free six”, my boyfriend says. 348 SIXES says the screen. A child in the audience waves a sign referencing Weet-Bix

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The first time he showed me this I assumed he was pranking me

manstrans:

charlottan:

polishbarnowl:

charlottan:

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oh this is evil

What is that?

discord is adding parental surveillance. as nerdskii’s tags pointed out its a ridiculous measure that doesnt help anyone because apps like Signal exist for actual illegal/sketchy activity and this just hurts lgbt teens looking for somewhere to be themselves and have resources especially with conservative parents

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I use android. this is my secure folder, which was built into my phone. it has a customize option, so I’ve made it look like some bland fitness app. when you open it, it asks you to enter a password or unlock it in any other way you’ve set it to unlock before it lets you in

inside of this folder is like a 2nd phone almost, I can hide apps in here or have different accounts on apps I’ve already installed. I have a separate discord and tumblr inside of my secure folder (which I moved this blog to recently)

there are similar third party apps, usually disguised as a calculator that you set a certain number or calculation as the password to unlock. that’s a lot more inconspicuous if opened, but also more well known, and parents might be looking out for any suspicious calculator apps

also, be careful what 3rd party apps you download, especially when it’s concerning things like your accounts and data! make sure you’re downloading something safe and secure

this isn’t foolproof, depending on how far your parents are going to track you. if they’ve installed anything or had you install anything on your phone or computer, or had the chance while you weren’t there, be careful for spyware. some apps report how long you look at each app, or can record sound from your phone on demand

also important: a good VPN can secure what you’re looking at from the router, which parents may be able to access information from, but this also isn’t guaranteed to work if the parental controls are set to block VPNs

another one, if your parents are tracking your location but not your app usage: download a GPS spoofer. you don’t necessarily need to root your phone for this, as long as it’s supported in developer settings. a lot of them are branded as tools for pokemon go, which can be helpful for plausible deniability

parents reading this: these are things I’ve learned from constantly having my shit taken and looked through as a teen. you aren’t protecting your kids, you’re ruining any chance of them trusting you with anything. if something goes wrong, you’re going to be the last person they tell, because someone who goes to these lengths to see any little thing isn’t going to be chill when something actually bad happens if this is how you act when literally nothing is happening

paulimiel:

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tsumihoroboshi

itznarcotic:

ultimashadowx:

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You mean to tell me Square Enix sold the Tomb Raider, Deus Ex, and Thief IPs, BUT THEY FUCKING KEPT GEX?

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thedogeveryonehates:

roach-works:

captain-price-officially:

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environmental storytelling

the cumbrian cunt council will decide your fate